• Do not talk about /b/
  • Do NOT talk about /b/
  • We are Anonymous.
  • Anonymous is legion.
  • Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
  • Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
  • Anonymous is still able to deliver.
  • There are no real rules about posting.
  • There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
  • If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
  • You must have pictures to prove your statement.
  • Lurk moar — it's never enough.
  • Nothing is Sacred.
  • Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
  • The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
  • There are NO girls on the internet.
  • A cat is fine too.
  • One cat leads to another.
  • The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
  • It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
  • It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
  • /b/ sucks today.
  • Cock goes in here.
  • You will never have sex.
  • ????
  • PROFIT!
  • It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
  • There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
  • You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
  • No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
  • CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
  • EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
  • Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
  • There is porn of it. No exceptions.
  • If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
  • No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
  • Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
  • When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
  • There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
  • The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
  • If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
  • Everything has been cracked and pirated.
  • DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
  • The internet is not your personal army.
  • Rule 45 is a lie.
  • The cake is a lie.
  • If you post it, they will cum.
  • It will always need moar sauce.
  • The internet makes you stupid.
  • Anything can be a meme.
  • Longcat is looooooooooong.
  • If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
  • Anonymous is a virgin by default.
  • Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
  • CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
  • Don't mess with football.
  • MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
  • Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
  • The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
  • If you say Candlejack, you w
  • You cannot divide by zero.
  • The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
  • If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
  • Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
  • Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
  • This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
  • One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
  • Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
  • LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
  • Also, cocks.
  • This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
  • Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
  • If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
  • If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
  • Around Snacks, CP is lax.
  • All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
  • Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
  • Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
  • All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
  • No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
  • That's not mud.
  • Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
  • The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
  • Rule 87 is true.
  • Yes, it is some chickens.
  • Bobba bobba is bobba.
  • Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
  • If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
  • If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
  • Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
  • Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
  • Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
  • Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
  • If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
  • Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
  • I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
  • Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
  • Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
  • If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
  • ZOMG NONE