- Do not talk about /b/
- Do NOT talk about /b/
- We are Anonymous.
- Anonymous is legion.
- Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
- Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
- Anonymous is still able to deliver.
- There are no real rules about posting.
- There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
- If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
- You must have pictures to prove your statement.
- Lurk moar — it's never enough.
- Nothing is Sacred.
- Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
- The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
- There are NO girls on the internet.
- A cat is fine too.
- One cat leads to another.
- The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
- It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
- It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
- /b/ sucks today.
- Cock goes in here.
- You will never have sex.
- ????
- PROFIT!
- It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
- There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
- You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
- No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
- CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
- EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
- Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
- There is porn of it. No exceptions.
- If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
- No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
- Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
- When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
- There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
- The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
- If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
- Everything has been cracked and pirated.
- DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
- The internet is not your personal army.
- Rule 45 is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- If you post it, they will cum.
- It will always need moar sauce.
- The internet makes you stupid.
- Anything can be a meme.
- Longcat is looooooooooong.
- If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
- Anonymous is a virgin by default.
- Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
- CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
- Don't mess with football.
- MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
- Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
- The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
- If you say Candlejack, you w
- You cannot divide by zero.
- The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
- If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
- Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
- Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
- This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
- One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
- Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
- LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
- Also, cocks.
- This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
- Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
- If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
- If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
- Around Snacks, CP is lax.
- All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
- Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
- Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
- All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
- No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
- That's not mud.
- Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
- The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
- Rule 87 is true.
- Yes, it is some chickens.
- Bobba bobba is bobba.
- Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
- If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
- If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
- Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
- Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
- Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
- Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
- If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
- Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
- I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
- Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
- Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
- If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
- ZOMG NONE